So, I took this dialogue quiz online and here were the results.
This should surprise no one. 63.9% Joliet for the closest match, and apparently Worcester, MA is my worst match.
I wish I could see a map for the results for each individual question. Some of them were really weird, like the day before Halloween being called "Cabbage Day?" I did recognize Grandma's "you 'uns" in one question, though. I have never heard anyone say that who wasn't from southwest Pennsylvania. (I asked Grandma, what is that a contraction of? Yeah, she couldn't answer.)
I'd be interested to see how the hubby would answer this, as he has lived in more places than I have.
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