Bedtime stories

I need a break from memo writing, so I'm going to tell a funny story from last night.

Last night I was really stressed out about the memo and classes and everything, so I didn't get to bed until quite late. Even then, I couldn't sleep. So I asked Dave if he could think of any way to help me sleep, and he said:

"Do you want me to talk about financial aid?"

"Yes!" I said. So he started talking really soothingly about his job, and how he works with the government and his school's policies to get financial aid to students, and sure enough I started dozing off. We had a good laugh about it!

I guess we figured out a way to turn my complete lack of interest in financial aid to a good purpose!