"My life is defined by awkward moments."

Remember when we were kids, and you felt very weirded out to see your teachers in normal public places, such as the bank, grocery store, or restaurants?

I was at the grocery store this afternoon picking up some food for the bunnies, and who do I see but my gynecologist. Umm...yeah I ran the other way. The woman has seen, well, plenty of me, and I like to pretend that she lives in the gynecologist office and never enters the real world where I might run into her.

This could only happen to me.