Not In Section B

In law school, the first-year students at DePaul are split up into three groups: A, B, and C.

I'm in Section B, which stands for "Best." For me, it seems like the world is split up into Section B, and Not In Section B (NISB). Other students in the lounge seem strange and unusual.

But even then, there are the undergrads and foreign exchange students, who are just in a class all their own. Some law schools have a word for undergrads: Students Not Actually In Law (SNAILs).

It's the end of the day, and I'm in the lounge, and two feet away there is an Asian couple, whom I have dubbed Constantly Making Out Chinese Couple. This couple, as the name suggests, simply never stop making out, or physically touching each other, at any time.

Try an elevator ride with that. Can we say, aaaaawkwaaaard...

Anyway, the other Asian kids don't look pleased to be around Constantly Making Out Chinese Couple. I think they might have actually just had a fight, but it was in Chinese so who knows.

I suppose I remember a time when Dave and I were more publicly physically affectionate than we are now, four years later. But I don't think I have EVER seen someone as bad as this couple. They are infamous around the law school.

Well, now that I have seen that, I suppose I can go home. Wonder if Drum Bum is around...