OK, two good things have happened so far today:
Number One: I have found the perfect rainy-day, warm-you-up, fill-you-up meal: I made turkey chili last night, and I brought it to school and ate the rest of it for lunch today. After all the cold rain, the chili was so filling, and so warm, I was able to focus on my second class much better.
Number Two: My professors are, for the most part, extremely funny, and I took some good quotes from my Civil Procedure class this afternoon, including this one (about the immeasurability of "pain & suffering" damages in civil cases):
"How much would you charge me to let me beat you over the head with the Federal Rules for five minutes?"
(The Federal Rules of Civil Procedure is published by the Supreme Court to guide courts & lawyers in proceedings through cases.)
And now it's time to read, read, read until I take the 6:01 p.m. train home. Torts and Legal Writing, here I come!
Absolutely Hystorical!
20 hours ago
2 comments:
ya, my profs are pretty funny as well. listen to this:
"Clearly Hitler sucks, I'm not disagreeing with that" -discrete math prof
"Maybe Ralph has a thing for donkeys" -philosophy prof
"What did you talk about today honey? Soul rapage. What the fuck?" -english prof
these all happened in the last week
OK, I never had teachers like you 2. Guess business teachers are different. The funnier the teacher the more you pay attention I say.
Signed...a fellow student..
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